A couple of weeks ago I used up all the checks in my checkbook, so I put in an online request with my bank for a replacement book to be sent out to me. Yesterday, I had to pay my credit card bill. I normally pay this monthly bill by check but, by yesterday, the latest day I could pay in the bank branch, my replacement checkbook still hadn’t arrived.

My current account and credit card are with two different banks which happen to have branches just a couple of doors away from each other. So I went to ATM of the bank that has my current account and withdrew the money to cover the payment for my credit card, walked up the road and into the bank that provides my credit card.

As luck would have it, there were 5 people ahead of me each taking an average of 8 minutes to do their transactions. So, 40 minutes later I get to the desk hand over the bill and announce:

“Hi, I’m paying off my credit card bill…”

…and, as I pull the cash from my pocket, the teller responds:

“Sorry, but we don’t take cash.”

What??? The rest of the exchange went something like this:

Me (pointing to the sign hanging on the wall): “It does say this is a bank and banks are obliged to handle cash aren’t they?”

Teller: “Sorry, sir, but our branch has been refurbished so as not to handle cash transactions.”

Me: “You’re joking!”

Teller (looking affronted): “No, it stops us from being robbed!”

Me: “I’m standing here before you with the means to pay my credit card bill but you are refusing that payment. I presume under the circumstances that no interest will be debited from from account due to not paying my bill on time and that I’ll receive no black marks against my credit rating?”

Teller: “That’s not up to me sir. You’d need to take that up with the credit card company directly.”

Me: “So what payment methods are ‘acceptable’ to you?”

Teller: “Checks or drafts.”

So I left and headed back down to my other bank to buy a bank draft using the money I’d earlier withdrawn from the ATM. Only three people ahead of me in the queue this time but still had to wait 12 minutes before getting to the desk.

Me: “Hi, I’d like a bank draft please”.

Teller: “Sure, no problem.”

Me (handing over cash): “Here’s the money to cover it.”

Teller: “Sorry, sir, but we can’t accept cash for a bank draft. The cost has to be withdrawn from your account.”

Me: “You’re joking!”

Teller (with sarcastic smile): “No, sir. We’re obliged not to take cash because of money laundering considerations.”

Me: “So you’re intimating that I’m requesting this draft in order to engage in money laundering?”

Teller: “Excuse me?”

Me: “You’re saying to my face that you will not give me a bank draft on the slim chance that I might be guilty of engaging in money laundering.”

Teller: “It’s bank policy, sir. Nothing I can do about it. Do you have an account with us?”

Me (defeated): “Yes, here’s the account number.”

Teller: “Thank you. The fee for the draft has also been deducted from your account. Have a nice day.”

Me: Mentally stick up two fingers at the teller.

So, out I trudge and head back up to my credit card bank. Yes, there’s another queue and a 20 minute wait to get to the desk. This time the teller did accept the payment.

So, it took me 72+ minutes to pay a bill that should have taken a much shorter amount of time. I’ve learned that some banks don’t deal in cash (we’re talking banks that deal with the public, not high-flying institutions that only deal with other banks) and that the banks have squeezed more money out of me for services (new checkbook and especially the charge for the bank draft).

It’s no wonder the banks are in the woeful state they’re in when they won’t even provide basic services.

Anyway, I decided to meet a couple of friends for dinner later that night in the local Bar & Grill. We arrived around 7:30. By 7:50, the waitress hadn’t bothered to come over to us to take an order (there were only 4 other people in the joint). We weren’t in a secluded area, hidden from her view. And we are regulars at the bar (we go every week or two). We were just ignored. So we called the waitress over.

Us: “We’d like to order some food please. Can you bring up some menus?”

Waitress: “Sorry but the kitchens are closed.”

Us: “You’re kidding! When did they close?”

Waitress (looking perplexed): “About 5 minutes ago.”

Us: “You’ve seen us sitting here for the last 20 minutes. You know we come here regularly and order food. You’re the one who always serves us, so why didn’t you let us know the kitchen was closing early and give us a chance to order?”

Waitress just shrugs and wanders off.

How’s that for service?!

So banks that don’t deal in cash and restaurants that don’t serve food. What is the world coming to?

 

All the best,

Gary Nugent

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